Balony-man

balonyman


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the truth was learned 49 comments
balonyman · 6 days ago
You were right. You were all fucking right. I was a simple-minded, self-centered perspective-less little cuntclip. I humbly apologize for the stupidity and ignorance that I so clearly displayed. Fucking teenagers... ^_^
Hmm 121 comments
balonyman · 6 days ago
@bluedogs. Since I posted the first comment I have been through A LOT of shit. Stagnation, Instability, Wrong crowds, Addiction, love and heartbreak, even slipped through the fingers of death once or twice. And you know who was looking after me this whole time?
Neither Jehovah, Jesus or Satan.
Me. When I hit rock bottom, when I had no one, I only had me!! Then I discovered science and critical thinking and use that to rebuild my perspective of existence. You were right when you said "Study the history of religion and open your eyes some time". It's all a bunch of Bronze-age 'Prophets' trying to make sense of the world.
I just want to let you know that I have been enlightened to a degree of rational competency.
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Hasn't happened to me so far 14 comments
balonyman · 6 days ago
@lblazel. Motherfucker, you're right. I'm so sorry. God, I am shocked by how simple-minded and self-centered I was at 18. Jesus Christ, please forgive my stupid-ass past self
You see some sins are unforgivable 18 comments
balonyman · 8 weeks ago
I would certainly prefer being a Nazi over being a pedophile...
But it is obviously possible to be borh
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Just eat it’s not that hard 3 comments
balonyman · 8 weeks ago
I was going to get too factual and serious about why he isn't right, but you completely threw my train of thought off it's rail.
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The withered 2 comments
balonyman · 8 weeks ago
Probably the most wholesome thing I have ever seen.
C'mon guys. We've been over this. 11 comments
balonyman · 8 weeks ago
But if I go to hell, and Christians go to Heaven, what am I supposed to eat while suffering eternal torture?
Or will my hunger for the flesh of God's children be my punishment?
Shit, either way, I better go eat as many Christians as possible before the that day comes. Talk later guys ^_^
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Witch one are you? 6 comments
balonyman · 12 weeks ago
I wee
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Underwater Egyptian City of Thonis 6 comments
balonyman · 14 weeks ago
That would totally make sense, but the time lines don't add up. Plato wrote about Atlantis in 360 BC but this city was standing until 800 AD.
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In the tree 6 comments
balonyman · 14 weeks ago
Same!!
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In the tree 6 comments
balonyman · 14 weeks ago
Hello :)
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This man's IQ must be off the charts 10 comments
balonyman · 14 weeks ago
South-Africa. It originated from Dutch when they came here in the 1600s-1800s
This man's IQ must be off the charts 10 comments
balonyman · 14 weeks ago
Lingual of course. English and Afrikaans
This man's IQ must be off the charts 10 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
I'm bi as well ^_^
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I know you can do it 2 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Because it is sufficient for being a meme
I respect you guys who mind your own business 4 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Keep the peace man!!
I want the whole package 3 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Good for you sir
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When Someone Insinuates That You Have Starred in Certain R-Rated Japanese Films 2 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
The coolest thing evolution has to offer!! (except maybe for my brain)
Bring me something nice! 4 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
He knows that the most valuable thing to give anyone is time and effort. That's what this meme speaks to me
Stay frosty 5 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Awesome, thanks for the enlightenment!!
Now I challenge you guys to say the word without using cum/sperm/semen 7 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Life juice
Sticky icky
Sexual excrement fluid
Creampie filling
Swimmers
Human building serum
Dick ammo
Jiz
Gametes
Man milk
Want more?
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Kaboom yes 9 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
You're all just a bunch of pool noodles!!
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Damn you!!! ANXIETYYY 2 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Same, but with a lack of motivation instead of fear of failing. Hell, I'm not really scared of anything. I only fear immense physical pain. I'm not even motivated enough to get scared...
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Stay frosty 5 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
The fuck is R?
They're so Cute UwU 7 comments
balonyman · 15 weeks ago
Ah, the stuff of nightmares...
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