You being mauled by a zombie. Cause of your damn phone !!!

We don't have a word in Afrikaans for seriously.

Am I the only one around here that thinks 5th Period Massacre should be nomber 5 ??

'Your girl when you take her out' vs 'You when you take out your girl'

Looks like it's true when they say friends are bras.

The only fucking thing I need right now !!!

That really took a turn for the better

I think most guys (Including myself) like girls in the 25%-35% catagory.

Talking about gfs. Me and this cute girl got together just last night. First girl I kissed (besides my mom and sisters) in 10 years

If by weird you mean awesome then yes, yes it is !!

If you watch closely, you can see many other shows using the same sets !!

I would stop imagining !!

Like having a laptop with friends who has PCs

I read that in a black woman accent

Can someone please tell me what are the first and second Xbox remotes ??

But easier to mug !!