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Minerva McGonagall Drunk Text 7 comments
balonyman · 19 weeks ago
This post reminds me of the relationship I have with my ex. She is engaged and I am single (not interested in love) and we are the best of friends. We understand each other better than anyone else does either of us. It's because we were intimate and very close that we can have this kind of relationship. To be honest, she is currently my best friend.
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Debate me 20 comments
balonyman · 19 weeks ago
And they were the bad guys XD
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If you can’t find the duck, then you are a sex addict 26 comments
balonyman · 24 weeks ago
Actually turned my phone left and right to see the optical illusion.
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More interesting parties 12 comments
balonyman · 25 weeks ago
What do I say when they ask, "well, who does have a problem??"??
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Man imagine being born 1 comments
balonyman · 25 weeks ago
I noticed this on on America's Got Talent and many similar shows. If a contestant has a sad or inspiring story that gets to the judges' and audience's emotions, they are more likely to go through to the 'next round' than someone who doesn't. Even if the latter was objectively better. This is not always the case, but it does happen often.
We painted at my wedding shower today and I need whatever drugs my Grannie is on 8 comments
balonyman · 33 weeks ago
Hey guys, nice to meet you. ^_^
We painted at my wedding shower today and I need whatever drugs my Grannie is on 8 comments
balonyman · 33 weeks ago
In South-Africa we had a movie where the main character and his friend told each other 'mag die engel van geluk op jou skouer kak' with translates to 'may the angel of luck shit on your shoulder'
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Completely understand why. But you just confirmed her fears lol 9 comments
balonyman · 33 weeks ago
Good for you big black man! /
Just don't go to South Africa 54 comments
balonyman · 33 weeks ago
Bro.... That why you always eat a pussy before you put your dick in!!
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What a guy 1 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
Ok he's a hero, but the average fully grown human only has 5 liters of blood so for what was the other 8 liters??
Courage the Cowardly Dog is a familiar story 1 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
Why??
Why did you have to make me cry??
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My cats approve this post 8 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
How about living an exciting life and doing the things you have always dreamed of, without having to worry and stress about kids and everything that comes with them!?!?
I for one think there is nothing worse than sacrificing a huge part of your life just to raise a child. You can't get back wasted time. I know that most people's dream is to have a family and children, and I'm happy for those people. I just don't want to live my only life as one of society's sheep, and apparently Stefan doesn't get this
Sorry for the rant tho
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I know Twitter screenshots aren't memes but 2 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
Then why is Pastor John Hagee talking about it??
Has happened to plenty of us, I'm sure 9 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
Not really dreams or hallucinations, but after I started getting good at DotA (on Warcraft), I would constantly daydream about it at school for about a whole year
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My mom got me my new favorite mug 5 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
Where can I get one??
You know? 5 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
So few people know this
You know? 5 comments
balonyman · 34 weeks ago
So ironic coming from ignorance!!
Inventing problems 2 comments
balonyman · 35 weeks ago
No matter how flawless a solution seems, every solution causes additional problems.
Nice 13 comments
balonyman · 43 weeks ago
Nice!!
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Nice 13 comments
balonyman · 43 weeks ago
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Honestly, you're a terrible person and should share a similar fate 14 comments
balonyman · 44 weeks ago
Yes fish are a lot of work but that fact is not applicable in the context of the story!!
Antarctic ice core 9 comments
balonyman · 44 weeks ago
Oh ok, clearly we live in different worlds. Thank you for sharing a part of yours with me. I hope a clash of views like this never happens again!!
Some Feels!! 8 comments
balonyman · 44 weeks ago
I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry!! I just wanted to share this with someone that feels the same way I do about all of this!!
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Antarctic ice core 9 comments
balonyman · 44 weeks ago
@wolfballoonsquad, are you talking about the earth getting warmer?