Well then call me a libertarian!!

'I swaAlloOowed a beEeeEE, mUthafuckaAAa'

If I were to be shamed for smoking, it would be a lot easier to stop!!

WARNING: May result in CCLS (crazy cat lady syndrome)

Like when you feel guilty for buying drugs, but you still buy the drugs

Have you ever seen human toddlers??

Houscat*

If you put your ear on a girl's inner thigh, you can smell the ocean.

Apartheid... Or ending it, depending on your views

It seems to be the most feasible option (at least for now) to generate energy on our first Mars colony!!

What do you all think of Tesla?
Love 'em, Hate 'em or don't really care. ^_^

Not if a certain person with a great mind, noble mission, a lot of money and an industry leading rocket company has something to do with it!!

How much psychedelics do you take??

This post reminds me of the relationship I have with my ex. She is engaged and I am single (not interested in love) and we are the best of friends. We understand each other better than anyone else does either of us. It's because we were intimate and very close that we can have this kind of relationship. To be honest, she is currently my best friend.

Actually turned my phone left and right to see the optical illusion.

What do I say when they ask, "well, who does have a problem??"??

I noticed this on on America's Got Talent and many similar shows. If a contestant has a sad or inspiring story that gets to the judges' and audience's emotions, they are more likely to go through to the 'next round' than someone who doesn't. Even if the latter was objectively better. This is not always the case, but it does happen often.

In South-Africa we had a movie where the main character and his friend told each other 'mag die engel van geluk op jou skouer kak' with translates to 'may the angel of luck shit on your shoulder'