Tables. TABLES.
APOSTROPHES!
ARRRRRRGGHHH

I am not a potato or an egg.
Boiling water isn't good for people.

What a shame. It costs thousands of dollars to shut an MRI down because all the liquid helium in the cooling system vaporizes.

Stan doesn't know how to use a camcorder...

You like this?
go to https://www.youtube.com/user/VetRanch/videos

His legs aren't shaded...

mittens

you could SHAVE with Obama's pant creases

what is he about to do?
go BASE jumping?
zipline over an astonished crowd?
get the worlds worst wedgie?
also, I like that hea wears a helmet. safety first!

I'm a kid these days.
I know.
silly old people...

A bed isn't the only thing heès invented. for those who donèt want to watch his videos, here are a few:
working wolverine claws
a shop vac soup maker
a giant bum (to fart at the french)
a rocket bike
an electronic tea server
a jet powered TP warmer
What a weird guy... Love 'im

made me think of Nation

F

this man loves it when ghosts caress him with rubber hands

does she have no arms?

I love those wacky tic tacs

that broom is useful for sweeping under low objects

that waist looks dangerously thin.
like, displacing-your-intestines-and-spleen thin.

that hinterland who's who intro.
I LOVE IT

the last one is divine.
not the adjective, the person

i would put on a shark fin shaped snorkel and bump into people's kayaks