barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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As I grew older I feel shame from modern society 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
True. They rated Doctor Who somewhere around 180.
Different breakfasts around the world 30 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Considering the fact that you're a Winchester, that sounds plausible. Or like something Gabe thought up and blamed on Lucy.
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Different breakfasts around the world 30 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Real talk though, what even is vegemite?
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*kinkshames self* 16 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Every time you call your mother Martha, Bruce Wayne gets a little bit stronger.
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A very appealing advert 11 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
As a fencer, I can confirm. This is exactly how it works.
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Just the tip of the Wahlberg 1 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Walberg confirmed for next Hulk.
How artists usually see their work 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I'm afraid I have no social media, sorry >_<
This is why we need a third section for art we've done and pet pics.
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As I grew older I feel shame from modern society 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Band of Brothers. Here's the rest of the list: http://www.imdb.com/chart/toptv/
How artists usually see their work 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Not usually. I prefer to mix my paint a thousand times to get a nice gradient going. If a dog has a particularly speckled nose though, I like to stipple.
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That's enough reason not to vote for him 25 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I BET HE HAS HIS TOILET PAPER FACING THE WALL.
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What can I say? 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Honestly, I wouldn't give two shits about Kanye if not for one thing. He uses sound bytes of people talking about Jesus in his songs, making it sound like they're talking about him. That is the cockiest bullshit I have ever heard, and I just can't help but seethe with rage every time he's brought up. Fuck that arrogant SOB.
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Digestive system 17 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Your appendix. He's from an earlier comic.
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How artists usually see their work 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I'm really good at painting dog noses, so I have that going for me.
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Printer error 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Lob sei dir, Herr der Finsternis.
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Printer error 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
You'd think so, but I've managed to speed up the process! I painted the proper digits onto a conveyor belt and had Jason load them on at one end while I sacrificed them at the other. Isn't technology GREAT?
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That's enough reason not to vote for him 25 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
But he's doing it WRONG!
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Tardis for kitty 5 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
MEWEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
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Quotes to turn a bad day around 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
"Drinks are on me!"
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Yolo 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Basically me taking my AP exams.
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Printer error 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Well, can't argue with that logic. *sacrifices 666 virgins*
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That's enough reason not to vote for him 25 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
CRUCIFY THE HEATHEN
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Little nope is sleepy 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Tiny snek is not a nope. Tiny snek is friend. Tiny snek loves you.
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How to sell conditioner 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Too late. Alfred's bringing him a shock blanket.
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What batman does in his free time 3 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
And that's how you know whether it's Bruce or Dick under the cowl.
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