Fifth thought: Koro-sensei

Okay. Still up for laser tag though?

I also would advise against hurting me. I have bat-grenades and weed killer. And I won't invite you to karaoke night.

That's true for axe beheadings, but guillotines were made specifically to avoid this tedium.

If it does annoy you, well then it's probably just the Completion Principle.

I mean our Pokémon is Articuno. It's a fabulous mofo.

I don't have the chafing problem, but my god I feel the boob thing. I have trouble going on roller coasters and stuff because I can't breathe if my boobs are smashed against my chest.

What would Bilbo be then, a chihuahua?

You mean Pixar?

*Macklemore plays in the distance*

I'm not German, but I've got enough sparkles to make your shit look like Edward Cullen. Can I join?

ISIS: O (shit it's) Canada!

Well fortunately for you, and unlike the two commenters above, I DID test this, and it does work! Placing it on a record player works as well, so if you have one, that's the safer method.

Harvey got plastic surgery.
It melted off.
He should've gotten the tattoo.