Trust me, no ones gonna care with that booty.

Alfred don't care. Alfred will hunt you down.

And we'll throw in a cookie once you're in your cell.

*puts on serious face* Do it. Or I'll tell Alfred you were arguing again. You remember what happened the last time he grounded you, right?

*blows up floor in the shape of a bat*

I'm fully aware, and she's already lost her cookie privileges for that, but for GOD'S SAKE, don't make unnecessary drama! Now go pose dramatically on that gargoyle and think about what you did!

*smashes head through wall* WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE WHEN YOU CAN CAUSE PROPERTY DAMAGE WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS?!

Everyone says Jokur plz, but does anyone ever say Jokur, thank you?! He may be an alternate universe version of the guy who shot me through the spine, but he deserves our respect!

I swear to god, if I have to break up another one of your fights I'll ban you from movie night for a month!

Lol, it's ok. Kinda surprised you haven't seen me around though. Nice to meet you anyways!

*crashes through ceiling* NO MURDERING! BAD!

They're all going to Arkham. If you'll just line up over here, I can have you all fitted for straight jackets!

Screw you man, I need the calories! Crime fighting is a workout!

"Sorry, love. I'm content with helpin' the families 'round here. Maybe ask Dennis down the road, I know he loves feelin' like a hero!" Nicest werewolf we ever met, and Dennis joined up with the Teen Titans. If you're in Scotland, be on the lookout for the Lunar Laddie. (Not the best name, but most good names are taken at this point.)

Maybe the blood vessels inside have gotten too long for them to be cut any shorter?

I somehow got flipped to the front of one and almost broke my neck. I stayed on though, so there's that.

He's already tried.

WAIT SERO, YOU'RE FIRE NATION TOO? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

Well if I keep this as my life philosophy, maybe I can get others to feel that way too. We can hope.

Hey, if that's how people feel, who am I to judge? I don't care if you say you're a fucking 50 foot tall platypus bear, as long as you're not a douchebag, you're a-ok in my book.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. My bad :/

That's a Zora from The Legend of Zelda.
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AU WHERE NARUTO AND LOZ ARE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE