Well if you want a challenge, we can put you with Killer Croc. Or with Riddler, he's a challenge in his own way. As in I challenge you to last five minutes in a cell with the guy.

Well the problem with the cooler ones is they tend to be a bit more... homicidal towards the roomies. You get me?

Nice! I've read all the originals too, and I'm working on the sequel to Wicked, "Son of a Witch"!

Trust me, there have been more than a few DC get-togethers tonight. And shoot, we did forget Pam!

Yeah. Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, aka the first Robin, and the one on the TV show.

Screw it, I have a degree in criminal psychology. That's a form of psychology at least, so I'm your therapist now.

*mutters* Freaking Robin fangirls...

Actually no. The most obscure heroes and villains are always the funniest, so I make it a point to know about them.

Simple. We're no longer teens.

Dammit. Ah well, I can always reblog.

True.

We did. It was the Teen Titans, and we got kicked out.

*takes pics* Tumblr is gonna love this...

How about Dr. Light? He's actually pretty cool, just kind of dumb.

... I'm just gonna call your therapist, Dick...

*sighs* We never are.

I SAID BE NICE TO HARLEY! AND STRIKE A POSE, I WANT PICS OF THIS!

Wait, someone besides me has read the books?!

What is it? Little Timmy fell down the well? I'LL SAVE YOU TIMMY!

Last time this happened DDOC said they'd give warning if they had to take a break. Did we get a warning?

This is how:
*deep breath* LUCIFER IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE HIM!
*runs*

Green is a creative color.

You'll forfeit your nightly cookies.

Perfect. Now be nice to Harley.

It's chocolate chip, I make them myself.