barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

— barbaragordon Report User
Hair clip horror 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Satan became a hair clip designer.
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Any interesting stories from the hospital? 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Not the hospital, but when I got my wisdom teeth out, I got the anesthesia IV. When I woke up from it, I took two seconds to recognize my surroundings, said "Hold on a second," and then I slapped myself. Got me more awake, and I then proceeded to review my information to check my cognitive abilities. Apparently they still talk about me.
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Looks Like A Magical House From A Children's Book 7 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
You can't tell me magical shit isn't going down in there.
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Pugs of the past 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Most pugs are great, love em! But the ones who have been inbred have SOOOO many physical deformities that they can barely function as a living thing.
Who wants to go punch a pug inbreeder in the face?
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And he didn't even want to be a dad 16 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I AM LITERALLY WATCHING THAT SCENE RIGHT NOW
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS
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When people tell me I'm not the best Batman anymore 6 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Ah yes, those were the days... and then they had to go and write The Killing Joke.
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Rare blue lobster caught off the shores of Cape Cod 14 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Percy Jackson was here.
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In internet explorer 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
My dad only does it if you've got something REAAAALLY out there. But 99% of the time he can call it before you even start to describe your symptoms.
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Sad Truth 50 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I need mine back after being gone :(
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Update: I have a test on my birthday. Fuuuuun.
This is how you can draw perfect lips 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Use the same shade as the skin, then do a little bit of dusty rose mixed in with it. Just enough to define the lips.
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don't tread on me 2 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Pls to not step on snek
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Sad Truth 50 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Oh yes.
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This is how you can draw perfect lips 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL YOUR DESCENDANTS
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Sad Truth 50 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Those of us users that get our names from superheroes. Like me, Ladypool, jokersharley, etc.
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Sad Truth 50 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Don't forget the large amount of super-users.
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Did you ever had such feeling? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I hope that show gets a reboot. It deserves it, and what with shows like Gravity Falls and Stranger Things, I think it could be done well.
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Did you ever had such feeling? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
It's what's-his-name from The Addams Family! The hand butler!
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Batman-Child safety advocate 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
If by funny dances you mean violent muscle spasms, then yes.
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Batman-Child safety advocate 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
You HAVE to try the new batarangs. They have custom cartridges that you can put in the bat's "body" that have different effects. I'm a fan of the explosive cartridges.
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I need this 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I get hanxiety. I just get really anxious if I haven't eaten in a while.
Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Whenever we get a section for our art and stuff, I'd be happy to post. I'll try and post one of my paintings, see how it goes.
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We are in for it now 1 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I'm on my way, God.
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Yup. I do some digital art, some paintings, and a LOT of SFX makeup.
Painting with bob ross 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Bob Ross would be so disappointed in you. There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
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