barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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No parents 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
(Look at who posted the first, third, and this comment ;D)
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Who's offending who 70 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Okay, I actually do have OCD, and I love this shit. What I hate is when people misuse the term, or self-diagnose (often inaccurately. So yay t-shirt, boo hipster.
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No parents 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
And that's why you aim for the exposed part of our faces.
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No parents 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Guns. Our weakness is guns. Just putting that out there now.
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Update: I get to wear my awesome socks this week :3
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One small victory for team Instinct 22 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I'll need a boat.
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Barbara Things 15 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I AM Justice!
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Cookies vs. Sugar 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Nice! I'm personally put off by the nutty flavor, but to each their own I guess.
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Cookies vs. Sugar 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Using all purpose flour is the key. It has things like baking soda already portioned out in the flour, and it makes the perfect cookie every time.
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Cookies vs. Sugar 10 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Listen up kiddos.
Two sticks of butter.
3/4 of a cup of white sugar.
3/4 of a cup of brown sugar.
A dash of vanilla extract.
2 1/4 cups of ALL PURPOSE flour.
A fuckton of chocolate chips.
Mix that shit and put it in the oven at 375 degrees for 9 minutes. That is how you make a goddamn chocolate chip cookie.
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That sounds horrible. 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
*smiles like the Grinch*
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I've got a good one.
Do @Zeus
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Right. Better go commit crimes while I still can!
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Update: I'm so not ready to be able to vote D:
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
That's actually a brilliant idea. I'm gonna bring a straight-up feast to lunch!
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Eminem rules 4 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
@barryallen Would you rap battle Eminem?
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I'd guess about two or three pies if you cut them into pieces.
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Why? For what f**king reason? 8 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him:
Shia LeHoof.
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Covering their beards in glitter to celebrate the holidays 29 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
*third one down*
WELCOME TO THE 74th ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES!!!!
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
The one I got is one of those ones you stick in your freezer and it has built in ice packs. It's also the size of a mom purse, so it can hold a TON! I freaking love it, man!
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Whenever a famous funsub user comments on my post I fangirl a little 252 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I love that you're just so dang chill about responding to our weird little summons.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Watching Supernatural right now, not so much lonely as bored, birthday is this Thursday, gonna be 18. Thanks for the compliment about my comments, and HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BROWN HAIR AND GREEN HOODIE?!??
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Sounds like fun, have a go.
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Whenever a famous funsub user comments on my post I fangirl a little 252 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
I think I'm famous. I mean, I kind of started the whole superuser movement.
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Failproof plan 52 comments
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Update: one of my presents is a lunchbox that my mom decided to give me early. Which I actually really like, because it's a REALLY nice lunchbox and my old one was basically dead.
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