...Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard?

It's all about the illusion of power. Although it is fun to wear plastic vampire teeth sometimes to freak out muggers.

First word I see is Scientists. This is completely accurate.

Fact: Bruce's technique for tracking down Selina's hiding places used to be following stray cats he found. It actually worked almost all of the time, but then Mrs. Beasley moved to town and threw off his whole system. That was an awkward night.

Don't take any, move to Gotham, get an internship with Batman. Worked for me.

I'm fairly certain this is considered sacrilege in the U.K.

Holy shit, why haven't we tried this in Gotham?!

More Money.

Hey, I'd name a dog that.

This is why I don't wear my costume under my clothes. I instead opt for the more practical method of stashing dozens of suits in various locations across Gotham, and at least 10 in all other major US cities.

WHO HURT YOU
TELL ME SO I CAN END THEM

BITCH, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!
You can have Jason. He needs a girlfriend, you'd be doing everyone a favor.

Nor do the forces of good.

NEVER DO POINT. YOU WILL FUCK UP YOUR FEET FOR LIFE.

Instead of paying to hook up with a girl, you pay to adopt a dog.

Brussels sprouts actually look pretty rad. Still disgusting though.

Where's the "To be continued" meme when you need it?