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Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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Frickin losers and no powers lmao 4 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

So... we're still counting money as a superpower, yes?

The hare doesn't stand a chance now 4 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

He was a skater turt
She said see you later turt

Spiltscreen problems 2 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Problems? What are you talking about? This is genius!

Frozen waters in venice 5 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Like how grim? We talking gray and spooky, or death riding in on a gondola?

Cutting up a piece of fruit 10 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

DoN't FoRgEt To LiKe CoMmEnT aNd SuBsCrIbE

Looks like a giant fish 3 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Thank you Captain Obvious, you've saved the day once again!

*frowns* 5 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

*pushes up the corners of your mouth*
No frownin' round these parts

I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Forget that, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FRY LEMONADE?!

I honestly have no clue what it is you guys want anymore so here, take this. 11 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

When you swim in a creek and get bit on the cheek that's a moray

Poor things 3 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Godzilla needs to move to Gotham, we've got nothing but gothic architecture and gargoyles for miles.

For you, because I love you guys :) 21 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

I'm having a much better day today, and I'm glad you like them!

*cackles in silent* 8 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

It's called autocannibalism, and it's not the kind of fetish you want to have.

Cyclops would be proud 9 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

I'm not legally allowed to tell you.
I'm also not legally allowed to tell you that the Bat and Bird will be absent from the cave this Tuesday, and that I will be available to let you in from 9 am to 2:30 pm.

Cyclops would be proud 9 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

That's because you used the wrong type of radiation bro. All you've got to do is become a nuclear physicist, and not wear the safety equipment there. Go Gamma or Go Home.

I've got a better idea 3 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

What is this, 6 degrees of patriarchy?

Shots fired 5 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Have you SEEN the New 52 Aquaman? The first thing he does is flip a truck over his head. He doesn't need to compensate for anything, he's already perfect.
Also he has a pet dog named Salty who can't swim. Which is objectively the best thing ever.

That was close! 4 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Puck a keep on the time at all eyes.

Skull violin 8 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

I mean, it technically would make some sound. It would just suck. Like, REALLY suck.

Dress made with the spines of old books 4 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

*screams*
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DESTROY BOOKS LIKE THAT

How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

*holds up a picture of a pumpkin*