barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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Lucky me 15 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Too bad ladies, Dick Grayson is already mine.
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Batman is just a hero, he's not super 6 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Trust me, not every billionaire would be Batman. Being a Bat in general sucks if you aren't ready to get the shit kicked out of you.
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Awkward to say the least 13 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
It doesn't contain the antibodies that babies need to gain early immunity though. Until they're old enough to vaccinate, babies can only gain immunity through their mother's breast milk, which has the antibodies that the mother's body has already produced.
Edit: ANTIBODIES, not ANTIGENS.
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That's good news 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Excuse me?
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I'd like to meet richard 6 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Haha, I'm bigger than you!
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Spherical 17 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Sorry, but there's no bats on there. There has to be at least 3 bats or bat related puns in order for anything to be used by us.
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Before and after Thanksgiving 3 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
#relatable
Please help, I can't fit into my tights. Gonna have to show up to crime scenes in my sweatpants.
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Robin loves fighting crime 6 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Thank god he finally got taller than me. That was an awkward few years before that.
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The contingency plan 42 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Jeez guys, I leave for a week or two and come back to this? What am I supposed to do when finals come in a few weeks?
Bob ross lives on 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Imagine a Smash Bros style fighting game consisting of only PBS people. Bob Ross vs. Bill Nye. Elmo vs. Mr. Rogers.
(I don't care if Sesame Street isn't on PBS anymore, it is in my heart)
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d I S g U I S E B O Y E 2 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
"Nani?!"
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A mosquito's foot at 800X magnification 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
*Tina Belcher groaning noises*
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Please, continue. 6 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
I need to ask Kyle if he can make a Superman/Batman construct. I want to see just how far I can push Bruce...
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He's having a face off 22 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Take his face...
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Dogs have problems too 8 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
The human always asks "who's a good boy"... but never answers. Will we ever know? What does it mean to be "good"?
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2015 was disappointing 9 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
That's fair, people forget things. But go rewatch then right now. Them's some good movies.
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2015 was disappointing 9 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
It's a quote from the movie. Marty says it at one point.
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Waiting for my Halloween... 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
I live in a college town. The stores are a barren wasteland...
Climate change 3 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
*cries* I CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES
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Important to remember 23 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Exactly, why were we ever allowing kids to hit each other? Obviously we need to teach kids the proper dueling procedures, and give them all tiny swords. Much more civilized.
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BatBird 7 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
I won't, but we're totally showing Alfred, right?
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Batman's Wise Words 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
When life gives you lemons, be thankful it's just lemons. Life could have shot you in the spine right in front of your dad.
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All the love and support 4 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
Are you Helga from Hey Arnold?
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This little girl is going places 6 comments
barbaragordon · 7 years ago
This kid could survive an episode of Supernatural. Get her in flannel, stat!
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