Shhhh... just let us believe there's still good in the world

Only if you pop out a box for Bruce as a "Dick in a box"

... Don't tell Bruce.

Not sure, but the pasta families are alive, and that's what counts.

I can accept these terms if you throw in a dog.

During Flashpoint, yes. After it was over the stuff he changed had a ripple effect, doing stuff like letting me walk again. It's pretty sweet.

Yes. But if you're wanting to do the sexy stuff, you're gonna have to make a damn good case for it.

Fries over guys

Nice, I can get my legs back!

Nah fam, I'm all for love. I just ain't about the sexy part. Which means hat if I ever meet a siren, they're probably gonna have to try and tempt me with like, Italian food or something.

Senpai has no kinks. Senpai is asexual.
(But still heteroromantic. Don't care about dick, but man I love Dick!)

WHO DARES INSULT MY BOI GUZMA
I WILL PROTECT TEAM SKULL WITH MY LIFE

Holy shit, don't even get me started on how fucked the Pug and Pekingese breeding business is. They're inbred as shit and have about 50 health problems per body part. There needs to be a lot more oversight with breeding practices.

Take me to that one Italian place when we're done, and yes.

Alright, but we're putting him in the Metropolis prison. I am not ready to deal with another breakout right now.

Guns? Bruce ain't gonna like this.

Thou art noticed!

Deadly interdimensional laser pistol