I knew there was somfing familiar about that Jedi

When bae texts lol

God I fuckin love Ellen

Bros before hoes my ass I'm gettin some

That poor dog

It's not as good as Ellen's but is still pretty darn good

True love will find a way

Fuck the world, if you ain't got your headphones you ain't got nothin

I would do something like this

That would be so legit I would have a convo then kill it lol jk

Well played son well played

Lol this would be fucking hilarious generations from now I would be laughing at all the horrible names from my grave

That's none if your business... Yes (hangs up) lol

Shit I don't even last 5 minutes

Whaaaat O.o

I feel you Barbie

I wish I had a time machine thing seemed simpler then

Jennifer is bae I love her she is do beautiful

I'm with yeah derp

One detonated mother this mom is amazing. I wish my mom would hide a dead body for me. nothing shows you care like willing to hide a dead body

I see what you did there

I feel like these teacher came from my school