Hippie chick selling roadside flowers in Oklahoma - 1973

you rang?

Bro that's smooth

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but things were not as simple as you may think. In 1973 we were in a losing war in Vietnam and men were being drafted to help the war efforts. There were numerous protests against the war which often ended in violence. If that isn't enough for you think about how much we have advanced since then. We had much better technology and medicines now than we did then including the internet and wifi. People always romanticize the past, but it wasn't as great as you might think.

I think she looks great as I think. I'd take a time machine to go back and say hello. Then, I'd make some pretty good investments…

SOOO trueee!!!

Me too - I want to be born in 2270. That would be a good decade.

So she can sell those too and start making a huge profit?

It's the American Way. The sexy, sexy American Way.

How does that make her a slut?

Yep, chicks who wear shorts all want a thousand dicks in them at all times, didn't you know?

Well, this actually does look like its from a magazine. But I'm pretty sure most people are aware that "hippies" come in all shapes and sizes, and almost none follow Hollywood's "How to Look Like a Hippie" guide.