If it looks stupid, but it works

Man she looks so much like Keira Knightley

He is an inspiration to us all

"Hail Hydra."

TOO SOON

*sees something Starkid related*
*immediately upvotes*

Someone has been watching Inception too many times

I think it's funny that so many of these responses are, "I don't dig suits because they're uncomfortable." Trust me, if your suit is super uncomfortable than you need to buy a better suit. Professional suits tend to be made fairly light and when they're tailored to you properly they fit to perfection. It's not like renting a tux for prom where they are pre-packaged outfit combos that aren't tailored well and don't feel comfy.

I totally relate to this. I mean, don't get me wrong, jeans and t-shirts are comfy and great and all, but walking into somewhere with a fitted vest, tie, and a double breasted coat makes you feel like you can conquer the world. Unfortunately it's seems like nowadays so many people don't take pride any in their appearance (which is their right of course), but I just figure that life is too short to not dress nicely.

"Yes, I've been on the Booty Patrol for several years now so I believe I'm quite qualified for this position."

U havin a giggle there m8? I'll bash ye fukin head in I swear on me mum

Fun fact: they had to cut down the torture scene at the end of Deathly Hallows part 1 extensively to avoid an R rating

Netflix getting less passive and more aggressive

In my experience Americans tend to hate Americans the way the Twilight cast hates Twilight.

Why do I mentally hear Dumbledore yelling, "DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!"

The guy was making an oddball joke, just for sake of balance here.
http://m.snopes.com/donald-trump-date-daughter/

The funny thing is that, when I visited Paris, everyone was actually pretty nice. French people tend to be a bit blunt but they're not trying to be rude.

Now if I could just get a device that helps me communicate with other humans.

So you're trying to tell me this isn't normal?

THANK YOU. As a semi-pro photographer, this is a distinction so many don't quite get

Notice the lack of a smile as he goes further into his college education.