Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Wonder woman is powerful 15 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
It's a distraction tactic, I think
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Everyone was warned not to touch him 23 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I am actually sobbing. Thanks.
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It's AlmoST HaLLoWeEN 10 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
There is. It involves a beach and a multitude of poor choices. Not as good as the animated series by a long shot.
The nightmare before christmas 4 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
The book is the original poem he wrote
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It's AlmoST HaLLoWeEN 10 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Oh dear. Hopefully works out better than the second one
Let that sink in 22 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Those withdrawal symptoms are killer
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MOOOOM 4 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Aunt Carol is ripped hot damn
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Female to Male Jack Sparrow 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Um, I think you forgot a *Captain* in there
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SAY IT 177 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
SLEEP TIGHT PUPPER PLZ
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AND THEYRE ALL SUPER PRETTY. NO ACNE, NO HORMONES 8 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
In the original stories, Snow White was around 8-10 years old
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Guys wonder why we get so mad 17 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Well, the inside is a horror show. The lining of the uterus literally tears itself apart so that it can start over.
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10 Terrifying Japanese Legends 59 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Teke Teke reminds me of the old stories of TipTap that I used to hear and tell as a kid
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the most adorable portrayal of sexuality 78 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
What's Demi then?
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There are friendlies in Australia 19 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
But, will he wear a tiny hat to prove his friendliness?
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
You're missing the point. They are not siblings family-wise, they're siblings biologically.
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Yes, and vice-versa.
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Identical Twins. Non-Identical twins have different DNA.
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Because the parents are identical twins. They have the same DNA.
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=244
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
The kids, biologically and DNA-wise, are siblings.
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Harley Quinn is so amazing 13 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
And monkeys, you're apparently good with monkeys
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George, oh George 38 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Barbara looks just sooo done
Some of us really cant afford much 40 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I don't even like diamonds
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Step on a crack... 16 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
But they've done Hanukka ones, since Tommy's maternal grandfather is Jewish. He even speaks yiddish quite a bit throughout.
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Step on a crack... 16 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
He gets a new mom in Rugrats In Paris, and a stepsister named Kimmie.
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