Beetlejuice

beetlejuice


Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Has there been a Social Justice Mage? 14 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Social Justice war cleric
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They insisted 8 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
You go Elders! Teach through service!
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Did I show y'all where I work? 64 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
I work in a cheese shop too!
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Same here 1 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo... Ho ho hoooo...
The scariest Disney(?) villain 22 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Ahahahaha 20 years after I first saw it and I still have nightmares about this scene.
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O.o well shit. 30 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
She has a devoted hubby tho...
Why is he so afraid? 1 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Oh man this is one of my fave paintings ever!
It's always skeltal time in Bruegel's "The Triumph of Death"
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The best way to prank a friend 9 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
He's putting down his friend's number, probably, so that the friend keeps getting calls from people doing wookie roars and hanging up.
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Gender bending with Disney 9 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Different woman/ -very- good drag queen
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Damn him 2 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Same
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And again 16 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
For about three months I was apparently a russian prostitute named Candy.
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The dog was then taken to a shelter 13 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Same here. I wanna exorcise the shit out of them.
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That's absurd! 6 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
That is not kneeling, nor is it a dragon. That appears to be a griffin, or a hippogriff.
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Answer it 4 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
For reals
Answer it 4 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
A League of their Own!
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*chuckles in Latin* 5 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Archaically
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*chuckles in Latin* 5 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Thank ye kindly
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Unexpected invasion 5 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Yeah, and the face mottling and the fade from grey to white are like, exactly the same. This cat looks friendlier though.
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Unexpected invasion 5 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Omg that looks exactly like one of my cats
Time to rewatch this 24 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
...oh that was many years ago...
I doubt if anyone would know...
Time to rewatch this 24 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
There was another man who saw
That she was beautiful:
A pious vulture of the law
Who with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall!
· Edited 7 years ago
Time to rewatch this 24 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Nvm it was never actually done.
It was to be called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian
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Time to rewatch this 24 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
There was a Barber and his wife
And she was beautiful...
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
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Giant ground sloth 7 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Digging and digging...
Such a pain...
Time to rewatch this 24 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
There already was one?
It involved a beach