Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Funniest line in the movie 15 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Pocahontas' beautiful ever-breezy hair is amazing
Funniest line in the movie 15 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Thank you
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Cinderella never had ears 8 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Please make it soooo
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Funniest line in the movie 15 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
I thought she was but I may be mistaken
Wow 3 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Wow :~)
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Are you serious? 19 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Precisely
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Are you serious? 19 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
The Mother Kat
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GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony is the best GTA 10 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
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I don’t know what’s going on here but it has my full support 4 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Capybaras are mom-shaped
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Gaston isn't all bad 25 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
I feel like in 9 out of 10 stories Gaston would have been the hero.
Falls in love with quirky girl, quest to marry her, (ignore the locks-up-her-crazy-father bit), rallies town when she comes back with blatant trauma, (tries to) defeat monster previously holding her prisoner (losing life in the process)
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Oh hello there, how's the landing? 4 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
"Get out of my lawn. Damn kids"
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Short cutie 5 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
He likes to be tall
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Yasuke the black samurai 10 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
He ended up going back to being a slave at the end tho
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Man in the house 1 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
And he looks devastated by the decision
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The old superwholock 18 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
I'm all three
Good Guy Cop 10 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
It looks like they're at a stoplight
Dog toy 9 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
More like this one then? You might be able to find it on the petsmart site. Or one close enough you could dye it maybe?
https://www.petsmart.com/dog/toys/plush-toys/puppiesrusandtrade-sock-monkey-dog-toy---plush-squeaker-49622.html?cgid=100475
Dog toy 9 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Do you remember the brand or anything?
Welcome asshole 4 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
That's the 16 year old courtesy clerk who's just started. They don't yet know the pain of retail
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It's true 7 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
I like you too!
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Kids should faces their flaws, not accept them 12 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Mister Rogers always said "I like you just the way you are," but never "you're perfect" which I think is the right way to go about it. It leaves room for improvement (which he always encouraged) while still being warm and fuzzy and all.
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It's true 7 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Quite possibly!
It's true 7 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
Most often shady real estate tycoons
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Any boardgamers here? 21 comments
beetlejuice · 5 years ago
I am so jealous of you. No one ever plays with me
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