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The world's biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches (198.12 cm) tall 32 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
I like how calling Dr Richard 'Dick' has really taken off
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For all us Dumb Americans 20 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
I like how only England, Wales and Scotland are Great Britain. Ireland is just part of the British Isles, as if they just went "Hey Scotland, Do you like Ireland? No? Good, What about you Wales? No? Good. Maybe if we work together we can make this part of the British Isles Great again. Just without Ireland".
Nope country strikes again 17 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
A common Australian Ambo pain medication known as the 'Green Whistle' has been known to only decrease the pain to a bearable level. This is the same medication that can prevent you from feeling any pain after fracturing an arm/leg/other member.
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A soldier survived because the bullet hit his phone 11 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Yeah, I think it is on closer inspection. In any case, It is a miracle it didn't hit the battery
Feel old yet? 6 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
As we all know, it was clearly 16 years ago. Anyone that says otherwise is wrong
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The most acceptable use of a selfie stick 10 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Thats a good point.
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Nope country strikes again 17 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Put it this way...
The Australian mainland has a total coastline length of 35,877 km (22,293 mi) with an additional 23,859 km (14,825 mi) of island coastlines. There are 758 estuaries around the country with most located in the tropical and sub-tropical zones.
About 17,500 km of mainland is irukandji territory and 20,000 km of islands is its territory.
Potato bus 5 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
He is just under there. Actually, last we heard from him, there was a crack and a scream
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Savage 15 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
If you are Jesus, Prove it again.
Nope country strikes again 17 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
*see northern australian beach warnings* Don't swim 9 months of the year due to these bastards, choose not to swim the other 3 because of sharks and crocs
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A soldier survived because the bullet hit his phone 11 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Yeah, A Dot-Matrix with a camera seems a bit fishy
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The most acceptable use of a selfie stick 10 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Why are wombats wooly. I have never understood. We live in the driest country in the world, and one of the hottest and they are wooly.
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If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
At this point, I will say 2 things
Here is Aus it is illegal to smoke in a car with children under the age of 12.
Also, The woman in that car looks like trumps twin
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If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
Do you use your phone too?
Making fun of columbus 7 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
I did it for slaves, I MEAN CHILD LABOUR, I MEAN NORMAL LABOUR
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If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
*sarcastically*
No, Those are perfectly safe
For some reason this is a common occurrence 11 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
I wonder if it is as unreliable as a ktm
If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
There it is, from the Bear himself. Don't smoke kids
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For some reason this is a common occurrence 11 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
A bigger question. Where do you get a KTM bike? I understand Motorcycles, but Bicycle?
If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
As a question, Why did you start smoking? I have never understood why people take it up.
Improve everything you write 7 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
How to go from a 1000 word essay to a sentence in 3-ish hours
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I don't know why but we usually say fortnight in my house 9 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
And still have land enough for the empire to not have had the sun set on it (not including commonwealth)
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I don't know why but we usually say fortnight in my house 9 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
That is preposterous. Tea is not for harbours, tea is for mugs.
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If you smoke in the car around kids you're a POS 37 comments
benelenium · 5 years ago
So, Mr. PoketheBear is a smoker then, Hey?