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Cosplay win 5 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Here's a hack to just get more energy: (only works if you have apple)
When you run out, close the running Kim game, go to general dates and time, and then turn off Automatic to Manual. Then change the date to one day ahead. Go back to the Kim Kardashian game, and the moment the loading screen comes up, exit out (has to be done quickly). Go change the date back to the current date, go to the game and play for 10 seconds, go back and change manual to automatic so the time is up to current date and when you go back to the game, it should have full energy again. You can do it however many times and it seems like a lot of steps but it takes like a minute. I wouldn't have had the patience to keep waiting for the energy to reload.
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All music taste is different 35 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Well actually guest, I'm a girl. And you make fair points, it would've been better to say saying Christianity is the best religion. I'm not judging old music. If you categorize all music into either old music or new music, I'm saying that not all old music is great, just as now all great music is old. If I was judging it, I would've said used specific examples, providing my opinion, however a lot of posts about music that I see are on the debate that old music is the best kind. Sorry for the misunderstanding :)
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All music taste is different 35 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Sorry, that was me, it logged out and I didn't realize.
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They actually look alike 14 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's Heteropaternal Superfecundation
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The older I get, the more I wonder this. 12 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Actually every time someone says this, I get so mad. Not all old music is great, and not all great music is old.
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mean gurllsss 10 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
do you think these people ever just immensely regret and every time they see themselves in some intimate embrace they think "I really fucked up"
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mean gurllsss 10 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
no but seriously are these like timed photos, staged or what? I could honestly never imagine asking a friend to stand there and take pictures of me and a guy getting it on, we might as well be doing softcore porn
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No Shoot Sherlock 7 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
I'm in love with Andy and April's marriage
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Holy dandelion! 15 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
It's not a real dandelion, it's a plant called Salsify.
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Mommy better start explaining 6 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
You never know, it could be Heteropaternal Superfecundation
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Well, that explains it. 12 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
I'm going to pretend that I'm one if the exception because I have neat handwriting
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Made on earth 6 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
someone didn't get the joke
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So true... 52 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Actually I'm 100% Chinese and usually people either 1) guess a whole bunch of other Asian races without asking Chinese or 2) don't believe me when I tell them
Thanks Moriarty :D 11 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Moriarty initiated the cab driver, therefore sponsoring him. Otherwise the cab driver would've found another way to support his kids, and it probably wouldn't involve murder. Anyways since I've watched is episode like six times, and I thought it was really clever, that's what they meant when they said that Moriarty was responsible. Unless you're asking for me to explain why Umbridge deserves death more than Voldemort, to which the answer is that Umbridge was an asshole. Voldemort was a sociopath that just wanted to live forever.
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Thanks Moriarty :D 11 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Moriarty would pay this man every time he murders someone. The reason he agreed to murder people was because he had a terminal disease, could possibly die at any moment, and needed a way to fund his kids. So instead of bloodily killing people, the cab driver would take people who need a ride, and then take them to a secluded area. He would then force them to take a pill. The catch was, that there were two bottles so completely identical pills, and whichever pill the person takes, he would take the other. While the victims think it's a game purely consisting of chance, the cab driver claims that he understands the psychology of people and their emotions, and because he's such a genius, it causes him to win all four times, inevitably killing four people. The smart thing was instead of having evidence everywhere, he'd have them swallow pills and would leave them be, to make it look as if it was their own choice (basically suicide).
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Pythagorean theorem visualized 9 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
And that concludes today's segment on "Shit Guests say!" join us tomorrow for our next segment!
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Van gogh 3 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
Hahah this was exactly like my first post ha
Alternating sentences 9 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
A cursed friend wrought death disease and pain. A blessed friend brought breath and ease again.
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Cage content fixed 23 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
and the human centipede?
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How to beat flappy bird (MUST WATCH) 29 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
was it worth it... was it really worth it?
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Homos*xuals are gay 11 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
wow you must be fun at parties
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booty math 10 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
glutemus mathimus ;)
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peas help him 8 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
oh thanks asdf
NEVER JOKE ABOUT RETIRING AGAIN! 17 comments
benzothemagician · 7 years ago
WAIT HE'S NOT RETIRING? I thought he said he was on that radio station and on twitter and it was all a joke?
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