Please cite a reputable source of when Bill Gates a) wants to microchip everyone b) sterilized people in Africa.
I could not find any, and the ones I found that mentioned this subject, like snopes, basically debunked these claims.

Sunglasses

Omg!!!! I remember those. That's a blast from the past.

I liked him as Batman. A little nervous about Robert Pattinson, but I'll keep an open mind.

Must be nice to have so much money that you would choose to turn a work of art into an atrocity.

knowing how to spell _boss's son_ correctly probably wouldn't hurt

She's texting someone, but doesn't have their number... yeah, that makes sense.

Years ago, an old college friend called me up and said we should grab dinner and catch-up, I agree.... As the evening winds down, he says to me "have you thought about your insurance coverage?"... suffice to say, we didn't hangout much afterwards.

I can't be the only one to go to @miamibud2 to see the "near-nude selfies"...

Classy

$20 = 34 glasses.
4 friends + you = 5 people
$20 / 5 people = $4 per person
34 glasses / 5 people = 6.8 glasses per person (or alternatively, 4 people with 7 glasses, and 1 person with 6)

I think the spots are extra tight, look at the vehicles to the left and right... they are right against the line.

Nope... https://www.snopes.com/news/2015/06/02/caitlyn-jenner-arthur-ashe-espys/

Fantastic story, recommend you to watch/listen to it.

This so reminds me of an old Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck episode.

It's from Mask of the Phantasm.
Yes, she knows he is Bruce Wayne and his parents are dead.

Is the baby wearing a helmet in case she drops him?

I was hoping this was fake.

The name of the restaurant would be nice...

Fake.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp