bethorien

bethorien

Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions
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Canadian Stereotypes by Hark! A Vagrant 39 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*puts hugs in one hand and murder pan in other*
one of you gets one, the other gets the other
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Like... What the f**k? The actual f**king f**k? 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
CALL UP THE HISTORY BOOKS, HITLER INVENTED VIDEO GAMES
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By Ea's Logic 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
they arent wrong, loot boxes ARE surprise mechanics, they just happen to be highly exploitable and, when putting real money into it, gambling.
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Granted positive awareness is also good 3 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
the thing about it is, there HAS to be some marketing research and practical experience that shows that doing this increases profits by AT LEAST more than the cost to do it or they wouldnt do it.
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What is wrong with me? 7 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Ah but you used the wrong thing, a negative PLUS a negative is still a negative
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Like... What the f**k? The actual f**king f**k? 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
HITLER HAD VIDEOGAMES?
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Programmers choose your date 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
well, seeing with the fact its a habitual reaction expression for a lot of people, id wager its ALWAYS been that way, like the way blind people smile too without ever having seen someone else smile they just do it because its how hooman do de thing
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Love John mulaney 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
hufflepuff just means Canadian confirmed
also i guess that means im officially canadian now?
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Chad Ethiopia vs the Virgin UK 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
probably threw a hella lotta dudes at it
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Like... What the f**k? The actual f**king f**k? 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
but what about a motherfucker with fertilizer, a truck, a varmint gun, AND video games?
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Tinkerbell? 12 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
man sometimes you gotta question their life choices because they damn well wont
Dipstick seeking dipstick 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
"but someone on the internet told me tooooooooo"
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I came across this earlier today and had to share. Thoughts? 10 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
it also requires the ability to break physics by having a center button belt buckle that tells thermodynamics and gravity to fuck itself
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Checkmate flat-earthers 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
this is literally just going to turn into people paying for this to join the 20 mile high club
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Oof... 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
the sheer amount of memes coming from this all stems from the fact that this has gotten to the point that people actually have started to give a shit about this kinda shit but also know they can do jack shit about it
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Funsub comic third character: serosenpai 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
"I found it
I am taking that image tell fell that I appreciate it"
quote from the man himself
Funsub comic third character: serosenpai 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Just an fyi, sero saw this and has given fair warning that he has stolen it
Sounds like office 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
i mean in a lot of cases the two were just about as fast as each other, people just didnt check their "texts" as often
Watchu' lookin at 12 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*hugs @popsy*
*also takes @popsy to a hospital*
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Watchu' lookin at 12 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*stabs popsy and takes my pan back*
Real heroes 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
and im suddenly reminded of the time i learned that bellend means the tip of a penis
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Ain't that the truth! 35 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
yea but babythorien wasnt very intimating. I would have had to pan people in the knee and crotch with a training pan when my family first got one of those "look cool fancy has both disk AND tape slots" things.
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Happy birthday, cat! 3 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
de kitty has probably had to deal with the shenanigans of the kids for a while and is used to it or at the least likes the kids enough to give them a bit of wiggle room over all the other stupid hoomans
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Ain't that the truth! 35 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
why did i never have one of these? why did i never HEAR about these? god damn it world why did none of you tell me
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Big money about to be dropped bois 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
the music stopped and everyone heard the door slam behind me as i run away with my new sound system
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