bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

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yeehaw 6 comments
bethorien · 14 hours ago
seeing as this meme specifies texas, if someone intrudes into your home they could be threatening you with a butter knife and you wouldnt get charged with anything for mag dumping a pistol into them
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Trying to take wife to the dentist 10 comments
bethorien · 15 hours ago
he isnt however responsible for knowing when software updates happen ahead of time as that's not something anyone outside of tesla knows, he also doesnt get to choose when his car gets taken hostage by the OS of the computer just like with windows.
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Fatherhood done right! 2 comments
bethorien · 22 hours ago
due to blindness it didnt register immediately that the doll isnt a real baby and i was EXTREMELY concerned for a minute there
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You are glorious. 6 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
the gobstopper didnt kill anyone.
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Doggo, defender of chicks 2 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
i read flock, assumed sheep, and had to do a triple take because that looks enough like sheep that if I didn't look long enough to see the heads i wouldnt have noticed it wasnt sheep
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sugar 2 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
Keanu is a boomer in the same way people born in like 95-99 are 90s kids, he's like literally in the last year of boomerhood
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Money does grow on trees 3 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
yeet yeet, fun fact about money: rag paper (thats what the paper money is made out of is called) is one of the hardest parts of the money to counterfeit because of a couple reasons, one being that governments dont tend to let people use exactly the same rag paper as their money for anything at all, another being that the colored fibers in it are really hard to replicate without actually having the source bits for it. For this reason, the best fakes are made with either ill gotten real rag paper or by taking existing money and changing the value of it, usually from 1 dollar bills to 20s or 50s (100s are special and as such harder to fake)
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Dont work hard, work smart! 6 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
bad grammer is bad grammer. You dont get a pass on making a low quality product because you havent practiced the requisite skills enough
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Rename all the roads 12 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
"they love me so much they wanted trump tower right there along side the renamed street honoring obama"
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Dont work hard, work smart! 6 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
carrying a knife is pretty standard practice around here as long as you dont work in like, the court house. Hell my highschool physics teacher and the professor that ran the robotics team at my highschool both carried pocket knives cause knives are just useful in general
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Blasting away! 15 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
Sadly it's not widely known that she did that. For most people I'd assume it's what famousone said, they are jealous of her money and dislike the fact she makes it by bring an e-girl "thot." Her whole career is built in being an internet tease and people use that as an excuse to dislike her and then they all go and watch porn and don't see the irony
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Should have make it gold to make the insult even harder 2 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
She might be a hoe but I'll be damned if she ain't the best god damn hoe around
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*click* nice 5 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
dick size doesnt tend to scale proportional to height in basically any height condition like dwarfism or gigantism, Chances are he would have an average sized dick which would look absolutely tiny on his huge body
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Blasting away! 15 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
she's an awful person. When she in school she coerced her underaged classmates to give her nudes which she traded to an older man because he promised her a trip to Venice.
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Good 3 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
people probably did do that at the height of mary poppins, word about a single kid breaking an arm wouldnt tend to spread very far in the 1960s
Do it doe? 11 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
you can run at the full speed of a trolley for 1000 miles straight without breaks?
Lady Gaga is amazing 3 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
i mean, she's at best of equal fame. She had a single album that sold good and then went continuously downhill hella, all but one of her other albums sold like 1/15th of the big one.
Do it doe? 11 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works
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The only advantage of knowing C++ 4 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
she didnt #include IO stuff so the program will fail to compile
Nothing to see here 3 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
then you get people using the arguement that's actually legit been used to denounce solar in the vein of "solar panels suck up the energy from the sun so using solar panels will make the sun die faster and kill us all in a few years"
I live to challenge God 6 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
idk, i think id rather have that skill used on the operating table rather than stuck in a management position
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Just burn the amazon and throw more plastic into the ocean so both sides win 1 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
nowadays the vast majority of paper products are made with paper that is fairly responsibly sourced
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Concentration of CO2 6 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
new zealand is probably on the map, just out of frame of this picture of it
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Blue eyed american jesus 4 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
Thats a very debatable thing. Context is very important, hell some of the last words of jesus in the bible are about taking out context or adding context that isnt there to it. Someone that learns about what jesus talked about through something like a "jesus's words only" version of the bible would get a VERY skewed picture of the whole thing.
In context to the stuff around the things jesus says (and often in context to the question asked of jesus and the situation in which the question was asked) is often just teaching to not be an asshole along with his talk of redemption and his talk of punishment.
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Maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant 11 comments
bethorien · 1 week ago
i mean, fentanyl could probably do it but it would probably kill you if you used enough of it to stop the pain
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