bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

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Facts 2 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
the typical argument ive seen for this one is that all companies are ran by the bigboimanfatherclubofopression and they specially only get enough women on the payroll to fool people into thinking they arent trying to only have men working.
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Ara ara.... 2 comments
bethorien · 18 hours ago
vision is basically jarvis in a new body, they created vision by uploading jarvis into ultrons new body, ultron wouldnt have been considered to be only 3 at that point so why is jarvis
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Watch and learn 4 comments
bethorien · 19 hours ago
the problem there is that might be out of the hands of cpdr, sony would probably kill that before the sentence could be finished being spoken
Psycho-an*lysis of Superman 5 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
dont just him for being insecure about his baby fat lel
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Bill got no chill 3 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
i can think about apples
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Some Orange Dude.. 3 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
technically this is implying that bulbasuar is more powerful than the entirety of the squirtle evolutionary line, the 2 pokemon further up in his own evolutionary line, and both of the predecessors to "some orange dude"-mon
Wholesome 2 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
depending on why his family lost the farm (my guess is an estate auction from debts)
this might not work. if my guess is correct, his family would still have to pay back the owed debt as the estate auction only works for that if the property being sold is sold at least around "average market price."
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Mac n' cheese was still awful 6 comments
bethorien · 1 day ago
saunas are humid, bars serve liquids, and you can waterboard people in a dungeon. Boom job done lel
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A fight between two mice in the London underground tunnel ... The photo is a candidate 7 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
i read that as "autograph" and was really confused for a moment
My coworker shaved his beard over the weekend. I can’t get past this comparison 1 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
i literally dont see a single similarity with the 2 of them past "short haired white dude" and their hair isnt even that similar.
Beat that 3 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
you wipe your ass with soap and water?
Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
you have to remember that the very basic lightsaber form that every single jedi or sith is taught as their basic form that they have to know to learn any other form is designed to kill people who dont have lightsabers, its designed to kill people who dont have the range advantage a lighsaber does and destroy the weapon of their opponent.
Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
look above where i say "a trained unamed martial artist will still very likely die even if attacked with knife by someone who kinda halfway knows what they are doing."
it doesnt matter how much you are trained, if you are going up against someone who is also trained (they will be if they have a fucking lightsaber) literally every single mechanic of melee combat is a disadvantage for you, there is basically no advantage to having a shorter weapon in melee combat where the person you are fighting is using a sword, this is made even worse by the fact the lightsaber is a sword with infinite cutting edges going full 360 around the blade and basically no weight meaning they can swing it jtust as fast as you can move your "light knuckles" as the light knuckles would weight identically and be shorter, meaning you would be swinging at the same speed at your wrists, and they would be swinging at a function getting faster the longer the blade is.
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200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
the character of "skull with trumpet" is named "doot doot" or at least the meme of said character is called such.
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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
and this time have the person immediately pivot from being blocked into another strike from the opposite side, which should take less than a second to do, it will require no movement anywhere from the person with the stick than moving their wrists and just a tiny bit in the shoulders,
you have to remember the extreme advantage range gives you in melee. because of how far the end of the blade is from the pivot point (the wrist) any minor change in the pivot point allows for an extreme change in the blade.
go watch some videos of trained people dueling with swords or hell even with mock lightsabers, see how fast they can pivot out of being blocked by even another blade.
Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
bethorien · 3 days ago
"you could easily" literally fucking how
ok i want you go to out and have someone swing a 2 inch thick 3 foot long cylindrical pole at you, you have to block it with only the front end of your knuckles and nothing else, if it touches literally anything else you lose your hand and or whatever else it touches.
this person should be standing at a distance so the pole when let to sit extended past you only go past you by a couple inches at most but still be past you.
this will be the position from which someone with "light knuckles" will have to block the vast majority of their attacks.
youll also notice from just how physics work that the end of the blade you will be trying to block will be moving extremely fast and WILL bludgeon your arm even if you block it perfectly simply from the sheer force of the blade coming down on the perfect point of your hand to send a shockwave all the way down your arm.
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now even if you somehow sucessfully block the first hit, run it again and (cont.)
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200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
it did make popular tho, all of my posts from back then consistently broke 1k likes
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
@superdave im saddened
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
OH NO its not on my account here anymore :(
did dave clear old posts from a certain age back or something?
200 IQ spook 13 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
this is stolen from me, i made a version of this joke a very long time ago lel
My new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk 5 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
basically the same, i looked up coronita and it says its got 4.6%
its a low budget beer its not going to have enough alcohol content for anything useful.
just for reference, 60% alcohol minimum is needed to be useful, anything from there up to "still is alcohol mixed with water and not pure alcohol" is going to be useful but if its below 60% its just useless.
Weak point 7 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
:D *hugs fren ew*
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Weak point 7 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
lets make our own society, with blackjack... and hookers
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chump 3 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
step one to fasting for a long time: get super fucking fat
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PeaCOCKS 11 comments
bethorien · 4 days ago
just shoot'em, no jury in the state jail you
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