bethorien
Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions
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You will be ok! 18 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
Well you were the only one that didn't have a reply button
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Tinder in a nutshell 7 comments
The tables have turned 1 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
i mean, there are star wars races that live super fucking short lives and others that live for hella long times. Using the same age scale all of them considering them all younglings till a certain age would cause hella problem in that the ones that age super fast compared to baseline human would be considered children most of their life and on the other end o things the super long life species would have their children considered adults while still toddlers
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Penultimate 6 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
barbarian halfling, sent on a quest to find his true self after the elder's decide his anger is too much. 4 year long quest saving the village multiple times and mellowing out and learning to keep himself calm when he needs to ending with him being taken to a reflective pool in a hidden cave. Halfling barbarian shines bright with light slowly getting blinding before BAM the halfling physically turns into his absolute true self, a much larger angrier man.
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Edited 5 years ago
For real though 10 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
lets get the amount of recycling you have to do to be absolved of your heinous murders pinned down, ill just be over here sharpening my knife which is 100% totally for picking up trash off the sidewalk
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Best idea ever 7 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
Quick solution to that is to have it be a student ran organization that runs off of grants and donations
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Well.. He's not wrong! 8 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
but since there are two possible topics in the universe you gotta use them both
One of my worst nightmare 7 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
wait does this mean the dude is functionally immortal as long as he keeps paying into the racket?
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Steam should block you from buying new games if you still have games you haven't 5 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
if steam stopped me from buying more games because ive got unplayed games id never be able to buy a new game on steam gain, jingle jams and humble bundles would soft lock so many people's libraries
Chad and his fog of DECEIT 4 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
the dudes on the radio this morning said the CDC put out a thing that boils down to "STOP FUCKING VAPING IT MIGHT BE WORSE THAN CIGS"
Overthinker fact! 7 comments
Relatable 2 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
yet my 1400 dollar mac still runs shit fine today when i bought it in 2012 as well as my asus that i bought in 2015
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For real though 10 comments
Give that man a medal 19 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
Slower traffic keep right signs are all over Oklahoma. As seen in my above comment, they can very well fine you for cruising in the passing lane and will do so with gusto.
Russia unveils statue of AK-47 inventor Kalashnikov 1 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
made a status of a dude that regretted inventing the thing you are venerating him for. GG
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Go for it 8 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
technically this man is the son of the talented keyboard player and violinist
Cant wait to be 21 1 comments
Restaurant in Norway 3 comments
bethorien
· 5 years ago
nothing fails legally. They arent responsible for wildlife. If a bird shits in your coffee after you leave starbucks, the shop isnt going to have to replace it for free.
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