*offers hug*

No it's perfectly normal to run pubg on my computer built for windows 98 I promise

If I had that much money I probably wouldn't have it for long

Well you gotta remember one thing after all that. Chances are your life is there most important thing in your life.

ye, it also lets venom sneak up on him because of the symbiotic stuff. Venom uses it to scare spiderman for fun quite a few times and its one of the only things that can genuinely startle him.

Spider-Man has the most overpowered ability in all of comics basically. The spidey-sense is super fucking ambiguous. It warns him of anything dangerous. This has taken many forms from a gun being pointed at him to hot dogs being bad for him to knowing which wires on a bomb would kill him if he cut it. He could be knocked out and still dodge a bullet. Hell its warned him not to take off his mask because a dude 4 stories up from him in a room that can see him kinda halfway owned camera he wasn't even using yet.
It makes it so he can literally always avoid every dangerous thing ever because it will warn him adequately with enough time to avoid it

if you are in a situation of being smeared all over the road all a seatbelt does for you then is let you chose where you are going to be turned into paste

:D

probably how low resolution she is, such a sad thing having people be low res. Really bad for job interviews and customer relations.

the real canon in the comics reason that superman doesnt just break everything is that he basically has a bio-electric immunity field around him that he can control to envelope something or someone he touches to protect it from everything.

loch ness is the body of water they are in

Same

well i mean technically we do in all of those except the secret service and private stuff its just a bit more indirect lel

Ive reached the point of insanity. I know ill never use the potions so i just sell them.

google lutfisk

Same

Fun fact about actual offenders like that, most aren't even pedos, they get off on the power trip and would have done it to an adult had they the chance, it's just more likely a child would be in a position to be taken advantage of than an adult.
One thing you have to remember about pedos, taking out any moral or ethical ideas about the attraction, it's no different than being attracted to a traditionally unattractive quality in an adult, there isn't any compulsive push to do anything any more often than with a normal person.

Just hit it really hard, what does that not solve?