My sister-in-law actually believed this (-____-)

I work at a rental store and it is amazing the "friends" that come out that i havent talked to since high school to give them discounts for their weddings

This is what being a celebrity is all about

.....I am

I live just south of you... in 'MERICA

John: 13-17

Tree dolla an fiddy cents

Hahaha so perfect

I don't belong in your committee

Ugh I can't stand how small his hands are... like a gremlin or something

My brother passed away suddenly and unexpectedly last Thursday. I needed to hear this because he was catholic but not practicing. I need to believe that there is life after this or I will probably fall into a deep depression. I hope no one experiences the pain that I am going through. If you have; I would like to hear from you because I'm hurting so badly

I had a deer as a pet when I was younger so I did catch a deer with my hands :)

I texted my friend/neighbor todaysaying "Strawberry rhubarb pie here!!!" And no joke 2 minutes later she shows up at my door breathless and said "I heard there's pie"

I have a one year old daughter and she does pretty well for the most part in public but honestly I worry about the day that she does go nuts in a store because I am not opposed to a butt smacking if they deserve it; but in public now-a-days I worry that someone would turn me in for child abuse. *sigh* I do the best I can to keep her calm and entertained in public

I lost it at the one where he is asleep and has his mouth open hahahaha

I sell Pure Romance and there is a roll on liquid called Basic Instinct that is liquid sex appeal. Its full of pheromones and I know it works ;)