I still don't want you but do you have 5 dollars?

Oh yeah sure.
* gives you 5 dollars because I'm nice*

You have no idea. I would ask them my name and they'd fucking struggle for ten minutes before asking me.

I work at a rental store and it is amazing the "friends" that come out that i havent talked to since high school to give them discounts for their weddings

Giggles..you fucking get me. You fucking know. you fucking just know and I love you.