satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Where is the lie? 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
@lifeisworthliving no problem :)
@thatweirdbookworm same, it's really great
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Where is the lie? 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Oh hell yeah they are. I'm sooooo behind.
It's a show called Most Popular Girls in School. It's on YouTube
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Where is the lie? 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Thank you. i actually know the whole first episode by heart and part of the second episode
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Where is the lie? 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"I asked you first"
"I asked up second"
*gasp* "that's Mackenzie Zales, duh, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model."
"Oh"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Deandra, I'm new."
"Who the fuck let you in here?"
"Ashley"
"Ashley who?"
"Ashley Kachidorian."
"Ashley Kachidorian isn't even in charge of the door"....
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fire 12 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Man this tea is good
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Quite possibly the best craigslist ad of all time 7 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
The picture is disturbing
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Surprisingly accurate 10 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Huh, i guess i should go to Spain or Romania then
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what the fack 10 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Its like that Canadian book about the girl and the bear..
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I laughed more than i had to XD 4 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Same
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Saw this on a different website. Thought you guys would enjoy. 39 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
I wish i could unlike this more than once
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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHA thanks birdie
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convo I just had with friend (she lives four hours away from me) 15 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
1) slut would require me to have sex with multiple partners, which I don't.
2) even if i was a slut, thats none of your business
3) nothing wrong with admitting my love for dick. Most ppl here know that already
4) Have you read your username?
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convo I just had with friend (she lives four hours away from me) 15 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Yep. Can't get enough of it.
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convo I just had with friend (she lives four hours away from me) 15 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Btw I like your username @dick_addict
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convo I just had with friend (she lives four hours away from me) 15 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Sweaty balls are always funny
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Obama saying it like it is 8 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Obama is savage and I love him
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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Nice I'm in
yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Extra butter?
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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
I heard snacks im hungry hi
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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Nothing and everything
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I do really love his arms tbh ^-^ 14 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
No
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*Cries in Spanish* 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
@wrath eso si es muy cierto
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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Too many things
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Taco bell loves their followers 9 comments
satans_mistress · 5 years ago
Good point. Eating pork gives me digestive problems.