Only, she just thinks that she's running away, when in reality she's being held stationary by the magical powers of your tiny dick.

Absolutely true.

Birdfuckingjesus69

When translated to common sense, it actually means "Look up tetris fanfic."

Yes, it has happened recently.

That isn't an object.

I didn't realize that that was a mannequin. Also, that wig is very nice looking.

It looks like plain light blue hair dye to me.

I just realized that I put weight instead of wait. It hurts.

Weight millions of years after our extinction and they'll be there.

Well, zipthesilver, my first thought when you said that was of a cat, that has been drinking too many pumpkin spice flavored things, pissing in your mouth and you just sitting there critiquing it.

An important thing to note is that if you think that a girl should be allowed to wear spaghetti straps, dresses, skirts, and shorts that violate the finger tip rules then you should support boys being able to do the same stuff.
Also, theflyingtrooper and envius, you don't need short shorts to survive the freaking heat. A regular pair of shorts will do a good job and you won't get in trouble for wearing them. The fact that you two made such rude, insulting, and overdramatic posts just shows that you're a bunch of self centered brats who hate that they can't have their way all the time.

He got the rights to some very important and life saving aids medication. He then promptly jacked the price up by an insane amount which made the medication far too expensive for most people and made him look like the anti-christ.

I have to ask you, theflyingtrooper, what's so wrong with my comment. Most schools don't give two shakes of a stick about regular t-shirts and short skirts or short shorts just aren't appropriate for school. Those two things are both true and yet you act as if they aren't. Why?