birdjesus69

birdjesus69


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Zootopia newscasters by region 21 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
It says US, Canada, and France. Is it representing all of them?
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So much has changed 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Everyone else was just naturally good looking except for her. That must have dented her ego a bit.
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So much has changed 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Whose that on the far left?
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wow 17 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
That's some sick shit right there.
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wow 17 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
This just in, people with serious anxiety respond poorly to drug addicts tying them up and rubbing dull meat cleavers against their neck while whispering "oh boy this is going to be a good one!"
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Why do they? 13 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that that's the main reason girls aren't drawing vaginas on everything.
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norwegian person please confirm 21 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Well that's just Texas
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and it's on a forklift 10 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Nice
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Happened to me like Never! 14 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Really dumb Photoshop or a heavily modified pizza.
I guess horrible bathroom times and great sexy times then 3 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I wonder how good the sound proofing is. It would feel weird to walk by this and hear explosive diarrhea or sex noises.
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Afraid of gluten 31 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
That guy's about to fall to his death. I'm almost sure of it.
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and it's on a forklift 10 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Here we have your mother's dildo. It's a bit too small for her but she makes do with it.
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Which one would you choose? 42 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Bottom right. I have a thing for redheads.
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"I'm getting a HUGE tax refund!" 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Why the hell would there be interest? You aren't loaning them money. You're just paying too much in taxes.
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What do your fingerprints say about you? 13 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Curved finger prints are freaky to me. They look manufactured.
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LET'S SING AN IMOGEN HEAP SONG: "Eat, sleep, and breath that you're full of the stuff... 10 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Twas I who giggled so hard that I almost puked.
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A car crash test at 120mph. It goes from 120-0 in 68 miliseconds 4 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Damn, if there were people in that I would have cringed.
They dropped these leaflets during the Japan bombing in WW2 20 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I still can't figure out why they didn't empty those cities completely. I mean, the first one was somewhat understandable, but every time after that should have had double digit fatalities at most.
They dropped these leaflets during the Japan bombing in WW2 20 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I'm surprised at how many people were killed by those bombs.
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Better tuition system 44 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
First of all, why do you think there would be a raise in taxes if not to pay for those bills? Second of all, I'm almost absolutely certain that you went to a shit college because your grammar is atrocious. Finally, I'm unfollowing these comments, because I recognize your particular brand of stupidity and narcissism. I know that there's no way that you'll ever accept reason into your life.
so odd 4 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
My point still stands that, relative to the other girls, she's a freaking giant.
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That's really...dumb 6 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
People thought that I lived in the bathrooms because I always peed before I went onto the bus in intermediate school.
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so odd 4 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
God she's freaking tall. At least in comparison to the other girls.
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Unicorns and Virgins 9 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Then they would always get hymen-detecting unicorns to come up to them.
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It's a sweet car, but that has to sting a little 7 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Yeah and a lot of people are expecting gas prices to increase by quite a bit in a year or two. Though that would give my pride quite the wallop.
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