My mom just took our crap away so it was basically like being grounded

Kass gets it

Well normally in my house it turns into a standoff because there's no way of knowing who would win, so Mom ends up knowing nothing.

beauty hurts, right?

And you reply with that you'll tell her that bad thing they did in an attempt to blackmail them

how would she sleep

Unemployment should be considered as only people who are looking for a job. There are enormous groups of people (children, retired people, disabled people, stay-at-home parents) who neither want or are currently looking for a job. To provide an accurate analysis of true unemployment rates, the current system is much better than the old one. He approved the orders to find Bin Laden, and as Commander-in-chief probably had more to do with the operation than you realize. While gas prices may not have been affected by him, (or any president for that matter, they're affected by the market and supply and demand) gas prices were above 3 dollars in 2007, the year before he took office. Also, even if you don't agree with me, I believe you should say "This crap is ridiculous", rather than "rediculous".

Thanks cap, I appreciate it.

that was putin

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I still don't know how he made them red, white, and blue at the same time.

He learned how to use a blender last time.

Inside handles on a lot of cars are metal, and so is most of the car. I've gone through training on this kind of thing, and the safest thing to do is stay in your car, not touch the sides, and call the police or fire department who has tools that can get you out safely.

Tony and Bruce have been teaching him.

Mmkay. God bless America, Cap, and don't you ever forget it.

Where'd you get the paint?

Okay, I'm sorry Cap. You do you.

When he was talking to me, he called it your "little hissy poo whiny moment"

Cap, you did go a little crazy there for awhile, not gonna lie.

Last I heard, Stark blasted him out the window