To be honest, Thor is just adorable

Cap, we talked about this. Those are expensive.

Dammit Cap..

I-I'm sorry.

Mmhmm. Just like you were last time.

Just try not to do it again or else Tony'll kill you

It was ONE time. Frozen for 70 years and this is what I get?

Ooh Tony might not want to talk to Cap after he crushed his new tech.

Oh yeah
Keep your distance for a bit Cap

After what happened with the Superheroes act, we're not exactly on speaking terms.

Ah right...
You guys making any progress on that argument?

Last I heard, Stark blasted him out the window

Well, I'm out of jail but the S.H.I.E.L.D's keeping a close eye on me. Heard that Stark was still repairing the damage from my; and I'll put it in his words; "little tantrum."

Huh...
Well I'll leave you two to that one

Cap, you did go a little crazy there for awhile, not gonna lie.

When he was talking to me, he called it your "little hissy poo whiny moment"

Of course he did, and Biscuit; you don't get where I'm coming from. I still think that the registration is an unbearable assault on civil liberties.

Caps got a point

Okay, I'm sorry Cap. You do you.

Thank you. Now, back to drawing the flag on the walls of my cell...

Where'd you get the paint?

Chalk, actually and I called in a favour of one of the guards. He owed me.

Mmkay. God bless America, Cap, and don't you ever forget it.

*tired salute*

*salute and smile*

Wait...how does cap even know what a laptop is?

Tony and Bruce have been teaching him.

They've been showing him things from the new world little by little

He learned how to use a blender last time.

You should have seen all the smoothies that man made

I still don't know how he made them red, white, and blue at the same time.

Cap is just a natural smoothie maker

The secret, biscuit, is to add the right amount of freedom. Kidding, no, just layer the red, then the white then the blue.

Thanks cap, I appreciate it.

But cap, wouldn't that accidentally make a french flag? I just see some potential problems here...