black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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"Dap" 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That is a solid dap!
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Then you'll get the whip 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
So true
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I'll kick him out 45 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I wouldn't want a party, that sounds horribly embarrassing
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Naturally beautiful 1 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
life goals
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THAT IS THE GRAVEYARD BOOK BASICALLY 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I'd watch it
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the most adorable portrayal of sexuality 78 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
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I fully support these theories 15 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
but the theories are almost always true. you can't just pretend something isn't real because you don't like it
But I can fulfill the prophesy and kill Macbeth. 26 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
3 days apart and both tumor babies. We're set for life
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When I was 5 I dreamt a giant mirror fell on my dad 20 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I once had a dream that I took my family to my friends house while he wasn't home and took thrm on a tour
Checking webmd for a friendly diagnosis 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I went on WebMD looking for advice about my stomach pains and it said I probably have appendicitis and I need to get my appendix removed immediately before it ruptures. I just ate too much ice cream.
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But I can fulfill the prophesy and kill Macbeth. 26 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Ayyyy I'm a tumor baby too
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Well, it has begun 1 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
VIVA LA FRANCE
@fruit_salad
shit high schoolers have said 23 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I laughed at every single one of these
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Time ruins people 24 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
And Robert Downey, Jr.
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Didn't the Junie B Jones author die last year? 41 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Me too!
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Seven methods to traumatize your kids 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Guess that's the book my mom bought when she was pregnant with me
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I love Leafy, but he really does look like this character 15 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
yes leafy can be a jerk, but he has the right to free speech and to say what he likes. in my opinion keemstar is way worse, and not just because i love leafy
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wowe ths puper is the next toni hak 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
i got mad but then i saw the picture
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Stay woke 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
hey me too
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Doggo is a fortune 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
that is so cute
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Children and bridges :) 13 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
wat
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I will admit to being the second kind. 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
definitely the second
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Thanks mum 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
yeah thanks, i appreciate it
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Kid thinks he's lifting his uncle up 8 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
his uncle is really young
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