black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Nail on point 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
November 24 is my birthday... also, I had a pair of leggings that only went down 3/4 of the way so I just shaved the part that wasn't covered up by the pants
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And that in 5 days Haters will fake it's say 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
@yukihaki I saw your comment 4 minutes ago and I'm still laughing
Bushes of Love (BLR) 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is my new favorite song
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Simmer well pupper 158 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Simmer well, pupper
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It's a ruff life 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Wow, you weren't kidding. Try getting heavier furniture around the house or bolt them to the ground. When she's older, you can remove them. For toys, maybe get lighter things that won't hurt her if they fall over, or if she pushes them. Good luck!
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Maria no 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Consuela is awesome... I also read the dialogue in her voice
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legitimately don't know what to title this 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This guy wins 'babyface'
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Geode ring box. I'll marry whoever gets me this, holy shit it's beautiful 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Thank god it wasn't just me thinking that...
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Tmw you know someone who doesn't believe vaccines work 39 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
"My blood hurts" that killed me
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It's a ruff life 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Your comment made me laugh really hard
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Link in the comment 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Oh my god this is amazing
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Plot twist 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Storms are named after people because what else are they going to call them?
Hurricane Chair?
Hurricane Stairs?
Fucking dumbass
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"In order to escape fear entirely, you must first become a teapot." ~ I just made that up 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
The guy with the blue shirt on in the background is alarmed by this man falling like a demented Superman and assumes his final form, Teapot Man, to save his brother in arms.
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It's not cute it's annoying 15 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Well said... I wish more people were like you
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Advice for Donald 28 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Wait he was a GUY?
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Just a little something to think about 45 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I agree with all of this. You make an excellent point. However, we really shouldn't open up that can of worms again. Last time this happened, at least two users got banned.
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What a good price 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I went to Harry Potter World and that journal was 75 bucks. Too bad I'm poor tho
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Do any of you have interesting scars? 89 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I have a really badass looking one above my right elbow but I got it by running through a bush
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A tragedy of mastiff proportions 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This made me so sad
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This is why you don't block highways if you're protesting 42 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This made me cry. I hope those bastards know what they've done.
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A legendary tinder profile 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
He looks like a really great guy
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Long-haired boyfriend 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Dammit you beat me to it...
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I've been wearing long pants and haven't shaved in three weeks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
So was I. The night before a swim trip, too. Procrastination til the end.
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How Mondays feel like! 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
The trailer isn't too bad but it's just such a ridiculous idea. I don't know how this is going to turn out for Dreamworks...
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