black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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No! Gaben, please 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I literally just watched this scene about 20 minutes ago
So is this a thing now 130 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I am worth 67 camels. I am proud
The one who was never born 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I found out in a shitty Olive Garden last weekend that my favorite cousin (practically my older sister) actually had a twin brother that died at 10 weeks. I was in total shock. I excused myself to the restroom and sobbed for a good ten minutes.
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when you uncover the greats 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Aww she looks so amazed this is adorable
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Does anyone have amazing friends like these? 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes, I do, but only two of them are on funsubstance: @ur_mom @fruit_salad
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BEEP 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I hoped it wasn't just me
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Slide out 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
@fruit_salad
This is your moment
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i love this 38 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is adorable...
Gaps* dis me 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That sad moment when a meme describes your life
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Inside jokes are a treasure 79 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
@fruit_salad
*whispers*
Drugged dogs. Corn dogs...
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It even makes the classic song more awesome 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
He died on my birthday...
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A Cow Catching Snowflakes on His Tongue 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
If I had a quarter for every pixel this had, I'd have a dollar...
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Heath Ledger was an interesting man 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Shut up, I'm not crying
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Supportive mom 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Should I be happy or sad?
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100 Years Ago, A Time Capsule Was Made. Here's What It Had Inside 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is so adorable
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Names vs snacks 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Haha, 'Ewizbet'
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what's the most awkward thing that have happened to you? 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Three months ago, I went to my grandpa's favorite restaurant with him. The waitress asked me what kind of dressing I wanted for my salad, and I said 'yes'. I'm dead inside.
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Names vs snacks 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
My aunt calls me Lisbit...
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99% edible 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Devil's asshole is the proper name
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Fox and his human friend 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
My neighbor illegally took care of a baby raccoon for two years. He had been hit by a car after being separated from his mother. He eventually got out and we haven't seen him in 3 years.
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Latest Logan trailer 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I am so excited for this movie!
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Tornado inhale 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
What is that? Just smoke?
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If this was my kid I would join in 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That kids having a fucking party
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From 8 weeks to 8 months 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
What a beautiful dog!
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Childhood memories 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
My mom's weapon of choice is words. She's gradually worn my self esteem down to nothing over a course of 8-10 years. Emotional abuse is abuse, too
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