black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Fartspresso 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
"Full bodied and persistent"
After I ate a whole bag of dried apricots...
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Me trying to finish this semester strong 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
The panicked expression on his cloth face makes it even better
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Some people have fun in the weirdest way 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
How
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The Most Savage Country? 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Jesus Christ I thought it said 'may god have mercy on our MEMES because we won't'
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Capillary origami 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Very satisfying
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Too Funny 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I took 38 hours. My mom uses it in every goddamn argument. Yeah, sorry I could not push myself out of your womb. I was a motherfucking baby...
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Time may pass, but memories will always stay 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
These photos make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
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Fast enough? 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
But what are they wearing to cover their ass?
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More realistic version 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I think everyone on this site would too
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Why doesn't this happen to me 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This makes me extremely uncomfortable
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Turn it Up and Zone Out 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This band was my childhood
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Forgot something... 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Fine. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. Thanks
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When grown men get bored 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
100% not fake
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my life 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Aw poor Oscar... he loved a good life. And this episode made me cry.
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This is why I'm suicidal 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes of course it is!
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Forgot something... 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes, I have watched the series, actually. It was one of my childhood favorites. Don't assume you know everything.
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Forgot something... 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That's not good. Lois and Hal are obviously bad parents. That's part of what makes the show funny. Please don't parent like them.
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I'm Demeter (but too annoying to be forgotten) 43 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I'm either Anthena or Hephaestus
Forgot something... 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Awww poor Dewey!
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Finally the truth! 29 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I go to a private school, one of the best in my state, and the bullying is insane. It's literally everywhere. It's very sad.
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Ricky it's okay 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is really cute but then I read the comments and I'm sad
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Cuddling with kitten 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Hot Asian chick eats black pussy
I'm sorry
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After the beard is shaved 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You beat me to it
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relatable feel right here 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
When there's a gay scene in tv or something I always freeze up bc I'm scared my parents will discover my true gayness
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Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist 19 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Why haven't we already done this?
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