I actually find walking on lego soothing... I purposely step on them with no shoes... Am i weird?

Tumblr, the only place where bands are cool

I cried because my favourite season of anime ended

I do my homework the way guys fall in love with me
I don't do it...

And not being stabbed?

Oh you know the usual going for a nice boat ride maybe even going for walk in the forest
Withabody but thats not relevant

Dear vagina
Thanks for not giving it away when i'm thinking dirty thoughts

Once there was this girl, one day she heard some kids talking about a blue feather so she asked the teacher i heard some girls talking about a blue feather what does it mean? And the teacher replied GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND NEVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN
so she went to the principals office and the principal asked her why she was here and she said becuase she asked the teacher what a blue feather means and the principal said YOUNG LADY YOU ARE EXPELLED NEVER SAY THAT WORD IN MY SCHOOL AGAIN GO HOME
so she went home and her parents asked her why she was home so early and she said becuase she asked the teacher what a blue feather means and her parents said YOU ARE TO LEAVE TIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME BACK YOU WILL NEVER SAY THAT WORD IN MY HOUSE AGAIN
so she left and fell asleep on a bench a police man woke her up and asked her why are you here so she said becuase i asked the teacher what a blue feather is and the police man replied YOUNG LADY YOU ARE ARRESTED NEVER

Tears also contain urine soooooo maybe wiping all over your face isn't a good idea?

I don't see what you did there... Can someone explain? Please?

Well there goes my parenting plan

Another person did it with a flower but when he crumpled it up no one wanted it

Mother of diabetes

Whats the normal answer

I look down at my wrist 0000d 00h 3m 8s there is not much time left, i should do what i always do right? Just act normal do everything i usually do, i walk into my room and sit on my chair, i stare at a blank computer screen. I put my hand over the mouse as i do i see a glimse of my timer 2m 17s left. I open a new tab and type in the address i type in everyday to watch doctor who, the screen is loading. I look again at my timer 1m 28s left, i scroll down the list of episodes, i wonder how i will meet him will he knock on my door or will he jump through the window like a action hero. I click the next episode i haven't watched and click play.
3 seconds left
the video is taking long to load
2 seconds left
Maybe he will jump through the window
1 second left
I close my eyes and hear the familiar sound of the doctor who theme song
0 seconds left i open my eyes and i meet the eyes of...
The doctor

This helped me, today we had a multiple choice test and i didn't know the answer for a few so i remembered this and picked c for them and actually got them right

I'm not trying to be disrespectful but marker can hurt you too, it goes into your skin and can cause skin cancer, but that is a really beautiful design maybe you should draw on paper instead