The only email I had in Grade 5 was my CBE one.

Imagine having to be the person who cleans it

I'd like to live there. All alone. With only my WiFi

It sucks that that show is ending

Your room is so clean

I wonder if the author is a character in a book

Or maybe he'll reveal where he buried a million dollars

Imagine having to bike up the hill

I hated it when I lent my markers to people and they returned them like this

There's a book called Across the Wire about a parallel universe where women are in power and men are treated like slaves and possessions

He got a lot of distance on that one

And then you don't sneeze

He's "pretty sure" that he's not an astronaut. Does that mean he could secretly be one?

They save so much electricity!

I've never done this, I imagined a laser shooting out from the car and I had to turn it off whenever it was about to hit a car.

The sense of sarcasm is desperately needed

Where do people get banana costumes from?

I know, the colored spots make it look amazing!

It better have a heater

Even the walls are bed!

I didn't catch it at first because I was looking else where. Now I got it.

Hundreds die in a sandwich press. That would be a pretty depressing way to die.

That
Is so very
True