5 New Senses The Human Body Desperately Needs

I think I would like to have sense of impression, but wouldn't it get overwhelming just knowing what the whole world thinks about you all the time?

The sense of sarcasm is desperately needed

I think we can all agree the 4th one is most needed and important

I am in disparate need of number 2

sense of written sarcasm: can you not just use quotations?