After seeing all the articles and ads of the new apple watch I just have to say one thing. THE UNIVERSE HAS TO STOP SUCKING APPLES DICK! This watch is legit massive eye soar, doesn't fit well on the skin and its ridiculously stupid dial is well, rediculously stupid.

I know someone who gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital. So it can definetly be worse.

Fuck you too dove

Morning wood

I've seen hell

How neil degrasse Tyson takes a shit

In reality, all of this food is consented pee, that they managed to turn into a non-liquid state.

His his body shows happy while his eyes show desperate cry for help

Hard ass decision

You forgot the, "its thundering while your out at work" "must destroy everything because panic."

National champs, 1890, 1898, 1899

This movie, was the bomb

...... I really thought this was going anti Israel and there was gonna be fights and shit going on in the comments. But good to know that not everyone thinks its Israel to blame

Let's do the math for a sec. If there's, 24 hours in a day 8 of those hours are for sleeping. Now let's say the entire rest of the day she was fucking dudes, that would leave us with 16 hours. Let's call this total_time now if we would calculate 60 minutes in an hour times the 16 hours that she is awake this would equal 960, which is a drop more then the 919 so let's go down a but,long sorry short it would take about 1.04 minutes per dude to get the full 919.

I'm depressed but for different reasons which I won't get into, BUT! In terms of this pic there is always a bright side of looking at this! FOR THE FIRST PIC: The boy needs to grow his own wings as he gets older to learn how to get on to the world and create! TO THE SECOND IMAGE: While cities are taking away the wildlife and it is very true, instead of complaining you can; donate money to organizations that try to keep reservations, and use more renewable energy, etc... TO THE THIRD PHOTO: While yes, the money seems to go as quick as it comes, you should try to work hard for better pay, persue a career, and just try to enjoy working with coworkers and such. TO THE FINAL PHOTOGRAPH: MAKE EVERY DAY A SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!

Wat?