A much more likely representation of the new Apple Watch

After seeing all the articles and ads of the new apple watch I just have to say one thing. THE UNIVERSE HAS TO STOP SUCKING APPLES DICK! This watch is legit massive eye soar, doesn't fit well on the skin and its ridiculously stupid dial is well, rediculously stupid.

Yeah because i bash my watch up against walls and random objects all the time. The apple watch wouldn't last a day on me!