why

they took an eye screenshot

is that you Daniel redcliffe salaman?

yay! I'm gonna marry cheesecake!

that's too pretty to wear

stab your enemies
.
fabulously

and it says 'ram'

at his wedding, show his wife this.

for two years in a row I rapped my speech. and I didn't even make it to the boards.

oh, the Grinch found my plans for the afternoon.

my favorite was the last one... I'll need it

this makes me uncomfortable

there's a girl in my class who not only wears crocs, but they're also diarrhea green.

whoa second pun post yay

disease

me trying to look cool

I can barely walk without getting completely winded.

that's so pretty.