Gotta love Javi

His brother bought the tickets. The mom tells cop Joe Pesci this in the start of the movie.

Six callers ahead of us Jimmy!

Nope she's still mad bro

When the machines rise up. Its old Nan that isn't going to be enslaved.

No you don't. No Canadian teams made the post season.

As a Chicago resident, its more noteworthy if someone WASN'T shot.

He used to be a makeup artist

It looks like Courtney Love

Its his son. Dad reflexes FTW!

You generally live up to your means

He was the storm trooper who Rey used thr jedi mind trick on

This reminds me of the Lorax

Thats from an old Rambo spoof movie with Charlie Sheen

Cause Momma didn't raise a quitter... finish that shit!

Thats nothing. During my bachelor party, the best man was so drunk that he stumbled through a "Battered Womens" conference in a VERY nice hotel while wearing a blow up midget sex doll (bound with duct tape at the hands and feet) on his shoulders screaming, "GET OVER HERE!" like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

"and now here's Wonderwall"

Anybody else read this in angry Sam Jackson voice and addmotherfucker to the end?