What insecure asshole wouldn't do this to be financially set for life? Who gives a shit what the world thinks of you if you can take care of yourself and those you love?

Where the hell is the 'buy it now button' when I need it?

I'm confused... Is 'drowing' a British version of 'drawing'?
*note...heavy sarcasm... Unless of course it is another example of the Brits adding random vowels to things.

They must mean in Afghanistan because I'm an Air Traffic Controller and I talk to female pilots all the time.