It is if they're drunk too

I am adding pussy back into my vocabulary just so I can use this when someone gets offended

Love yourself, get healthy

Nothing is free. You pay for your hospital bills with a lifetime of higher taxes

Wonder why JCPenny is going out of business?

Don Quixote?

The greatest failure of our school system is making everyone believe they need to go to university

Men are less nurturing than women. It's biological

I love my mom! She is the most extraordinary and beautiful person alive

Terrorism is sooo funny...

Low self-esteem and already knows how to work that pole... I see a glittery future for her

Hydrogen peroxide or fire

Fuck earth! YOLO

Only liked this because of Jeff Goldblum

Here's a classic conundrum: guy and girl are both blackout drunk and they have sex. The next day they both report it as rape. Who gets arrested?

White people rule: the children of your parents' siblings are your cousins

The last one is why welfare doesn't work

He is an over weight 65 year-old. Based on his track record, he'll be 71-72 when he finishes. If I was his publisher/ HBO I would hire a team of doctors, dieticians, and trainers.
Of course this could affect the story. What if Tyrion stops drinking after suddenly realizing what he has been doing to his liver or Ramsey's new favorite torture technique is the dreaded push-up