*chanting* LED LED LED *louder* LET THE STARS SHIINE

I looked at the picture and said 'noot noot' out loud. Whoops.

Talk about bad timing.

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.

Is it February 31st?

Isn't that heavy?

Obviously.

All hail the glorious potato.

I would cut myself three times, prick myself seven times, and get dirt in the wounds like eight times making that.

My laptop once fell off my bed and I just looked at it and said 'duude what the fuck'

Uh...too late...whoops..

Too bad grandma doesn't have bras

No it's a man fighting a large worm

This reminded me of Gravity Falls

The all caps is scary

'Two little poots' is that how its measured now? Poots?

I would say happy birthday, but that's so last season. Instead I shall say have a nice day that we remember the day your mother shoved you out of her body in a laborious and painful process.

Fair warning, I'd eat it all myself.

No, he's being abducted by aliens

I think my heart just melted

I mean....it's not wrong..

That's such a cute lizard...it's cuter than some babies

It's singing duets or beating them with their own legs.