If only I wasn't an only child I could agree to this

or throwing the kitten, five year old tiny cat, at them when they are laying down.

I was an only child for 10 years. I can confirm this.

I'm also an only child. When I was growing up, I didn't have imaginary friends. I just read as many books as I could get my hands on to keep the loneliness at bay. I still do this, but with television shows and Fandoms as well as books.

I'm an imaginary friend and this is true

basically me and jonathan